Saturday, March 7, 2015

Hulk...Smash! We Mean...Smash Burger!

Smash Burger, Raleigh, NC

Dish:  Carolina Chili Smash Burger

Critique:  Go ahead and grab that adult size bib and get ready to make a mess worthy of the Smash Burger.  If you reside in North Carolina, you’ll appreciate the audaciousness of this Carolina Burger.  Beefy chili, American cheese, chopped onions topped with fresh coleslaw inside of a pretzel bun!  Shut yo mouth…uh not before The Hotness stuffs this burger in side of it!

Score: 3 ½ Out of 4 Hotties!








Dish:  Avocado Club Smash Chicken

Critique: Sweetly opted to tackle the Chicken Avocado Club.  The apple wood smoked bacon was so tasty that Sweetly willfully neglected her sharing duties and consumed the entire sandwich.  She had no shame- packed with fresh avocado, bacon, and ranch dressing this mammoth treat demanded not to be shared.

Score:  4 Out of 4 Hotties!










Dish: Smash Fries

Critique:  Hot shoestring potatoes tossed in olive oil, rosemary, and garlic. ‘Nuff said, just make sure you have plenty of ketchup!

Score: 3 Out of 4 Hotties!











Dessert:  Hand-Spun Salted Caramel Milkshake

Critique:  Without a doubt, this “milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” and it’s like better than…any other milkshake ever!  Ms. Salted Caramel gives The Hotness a run for her money.  This milkshake is definitely worth the charge.

Score: 4 Out of 4 Hotties!!