The Cowfish Sushi Burger Bar...Wait a Second. Cow what? It's Delicious!

Restaurant:  The Cowfish Sushi Burger Bar in Raleigh, NC

Dish:  Warm Bacon & Spinach Side Salad

Critique:  Ummm…Hmmm.  The Hotness usually doesn’t waste precious stomach space on salads but this here salad dish is truly the exception.  The warm bacon vinaigrette dressing is what makes this salad da bomb diggity!  Oh yes, Mr. Salad…I like the way you work it.   Beware- the feta cheese, housemade croutons, red onions, and hard-boiled eggs will treat your tastebuds to an experience those buds will never forget.  Not to mention names- but someone who wanted the flavors forever seared in her brain licked the plate clean.  Keep workin’ it, Mr. Warm Bacon Salad! Wit yo bad self…

Score:  4 Out of 4 Hotties!

Dish:  Fusion Specialty Bento Box

Critique:  We admit the combination of burgers and sushi may sound a bit strange, but let us be the first to tell our readers that The Cowfish potentially has unlocked the key to the universe by creating this unique concept.  Our bento box included the mini-Schroomin’ Swiss Burger topped with mouthwatering sautéed mushrooms, sweet & spicy Thai cucumbers, world’s best sweet potato fries, and Mark’s specialty sushi rolls.  Deep breath.  Taking deep breaths is what we had to do in order to complete our meal; we literally could not stop eating since the food was so overwhelmingly DELICIOUS.  Bravo, Cowfish!  The Hotness doesn’t care about your weird name, she doesn’t care about eating a fish with a cow, or a cow with a fish- she just cares about eating a great dish.  Sorry had to go Dr. Seuss on everyone, it's just that serious.  Great food.

Score: 4 Out of 4 Hotties!

Dish:  Fresh Berry Tall Cake

Critique:  Hallelujah! Hallelujah!  When this dish from Heaven was presented some of the actual quotes were:  “Wow, this place is really awesome.” “Oh my goodness, I can’t eat another bite. Sike!” “I feel so guilty.”  Yes, we are guilty as charged for enjoying this sheer delectable dessert.  Don’t try to eat this warm, moist lemon pound cake with super scoops of vanilla ice cream and berries all by your lonesome, this will require team effort.   Not to mention names…but someone almost cried from joy.  We highly recommend joining the Berry Tall Cake Club.

Score:  4 Out of 4 Hotties!!